http://www.thinktwisted.com Welcome to a place where people think a little twisted Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:09:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If I were a towel it'd feel good to be washed and folded.  Washing would get all the soapy scum and dirt I've cleaned off bodies.  I'd smell fresh and clean, be nice and warm from the dryer.  My fibers would get all fuzzy and soft.  Getting folded feels orgasmic. ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2008/11/if-i-were-a-towel/ My wife and I have been looking for a new apartment.  Thursday, I went and viewed two apartments.  On my way back to the office after viewing the apartments I was driving towards 28 when a cop flew by in the other lane with sirens a-blaring.  I jokingly thought to ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2008/11/cops-love-me/ Do I really have to say anything? What did you expect? The struggling Wall Street bank has set aside £7billion for salaries and 2008 year-end bonuses, it emerged yesterday. Each of the firm's 443 partners is on course to pocket an average Christmas bonus of more than £3million. The size of the pay ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2008/11/bailout-bill-fail/ My friend Eric has invented one of the greatest drinks of all time - the Rootbeer Belly.  Ice cream, rootbeer, rum, chocolate syrup, and carmel syrup...what more could you want?! http://www.thinktwisted.com/2008/10/eric-obriens-rootbeer-belly/ http://www.thinktwisted.com/2008/10/why-you-should-be-concern-about-more-than-just-the-bailout/