http://www.thinktwisted.com Welcome to a place where people think a little twisted Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:19:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I thought I would share this short story I wrote more than two years ago. Made me laugh when I re-read it. As I sat and stared at the two monsters devouring their salads across the table from me, my mind began to wander. Would they turn their attention ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2009/09/two-monsters/ [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp_WV91jx8E] http://www.thinktwisted.com/2009/08/stains-the-cupcake-dog/ I let my cat outside tonight.  She likes to go out and roam around the yard pretending she is a tiger.  Once in a while she will kill something and proudly bring it back to the house for my inspection. Tonight was no exception.  I was reading some Kafka on the ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2009/08/the-futility-of-life/ I was taking my dog for walk in the park today.  First, we went to the dog park.  He romped around like a mad man.  I've never seen a creature so obsessed with an inanimate object.  After I got his mind off the ball, we began to walk around the ... http://www.thinktwisted.com/2009/08/a-walk-in-the-park/ Its a lot like Canada, just without the accent. http://www.thinktwisted.com/2009/07/pittsburgh/